How to Survive Fuel Scarcity

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/08/2016 - 20:50

Go to nearby Bank. Greet Everyone. Plug phone to charge. Plug Power Bank and rechargeable fan.

Drink water from Dispenser, sit down, enjoy AC, watch Buhari on CNN.

Withdraw N1000...

Thank the bank staff and return home.

The next day, go and join the queue to pay back the N1000 into account.

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@mactay1

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Comments

vickky on Tue, 04/12/2016 - 17:22

Nyc joke