Impossible!
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 06/11/2014 - 16:31
A 90 year old man, who married an 18 year old young girl, went to see a doctor:
OLD MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?
DOCTOR: OK. Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG! The lion drops dead!
OLD MAN: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.
DOCTOR: There goes the answer to your question.
OLD MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?
DOCTOR: OK. Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG! The lion drops dead!
OLD MAN: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.
DOCTOR: There goes the answer to your question.
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