Long Life
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 04/18/2015 - 00:31
Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?"
Doctor: "How old are you now?"
Patient: "40"
Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, womanise or do you have any other vice?"
Patient: "No. I dont drink. I dont gamble. I dont smoke. I don't womanise. I have no vice."
Doctor: "Then why do you want to live for another fifty years?"
Doctor: "How old are you now?"
Patient: "40"
Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, womanise or do you have any other vice?"
Patient: "No. I dont drink. I dont gamble. I dont smoke. I don't womanise. I have no vice."
Doctor: "Then why do you want to live for another fifty years?"
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