Mathematics Burial
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 07/27/2015 - 20:53
Chemistry and his brother Physics, with deep sorrow, announce the death of their father, Mathematics,n who died in a serious calculation on blackboard road, off chalk avenue.
Agriculture has promised to provide land for the burial while Woodwork and Fine Art will make and decorate the coffin respectively. Entrepreneurship and his wife Commerce have pledged to provide food and transport for the mourners.
CRK will pray for the soul of the departed. History and her friend Geography will narrate the life story of the late Mr Mathematics to the mourners.
English will be the master of ceremony and Biology will tell the mourners the disease that killed the late Mr Mathematics.
"I must sue his dead body for the money he borrowed from me." says Account.
Agriculture has promised to provide land for the burial while Woodwork and Fine Art will make and decorate the coffin respectively. Entrepreneurship and his wife Commerce have pledged to provide food and transport for the mourners.
CRK will pray for the soul of the departed. History and her friend Geography will narrate the life story of the late Mr Mathematics to the mourners.
English will be the master of ceremony and Biology will tell the mourners the disease that killed the late Mr Mathematics.
"I must sue his dead body for the money he borrowed from me." says Account.
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you are the best
godfrey
you are the best
I wish maths would die in
Cartel_kid
I wish maths would die in reality
Why can't subjects like
Darkempress
Why can't subjects like accounting die instead?
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