Mother of Six

Michael had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that for years he called his wife, Anita, "Mother of Six," in spite of her regular objections.

One evening, in their retirement years, they go to a party. It is late and Michael is ready to go home and wants to find out if Anita is ready to leave as well.

Michael shouted at the top of his voice, ''Shall we go home, Mother of Six?''

Anita, greatly irritated by Michael's lack of discretion over so many years, yells back at him, ''Anytime you're ready, "Father of Two".''