Phone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

DAD: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.

MUM: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone

SON: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

All of them were shocked and together turned their gaze at Akpos, the house keeper who was patiently listening to them.

AKPOS: What? So we all use our work phone. What's the Big deal!??