Predicament

A Nigerian houseboy is mopping the floor and his Oyinbo madam, coming in from the shower, a towel draped around her, slips and falls, her legs flung open.

"Akpos," she shrieks, "I have warned you over and over not to do this wet mopping. Now, Look at my predicament."

To which Akpos, completely confused, goes, "Predicament? Madam, for my place, dem dey call am Toto."