The Prisoner
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 06/21/2013 - 05:05
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
The husband replied, "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner', So what we do is put the prisoner into the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
They made love again, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again,"
"Hey, it's not a life sentence!" the husband yelled.
The husband replied, "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner', So what we do is put the prisoner into the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
They made love again, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again,"
"Hey, it's not a life sentence!" the husband yelled.
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