Signs of Insanity

You are insane if:
1. You laugh hysterically alone just because you are chatting on social networks.

2. You send your girlfriend N2,000 recharge card and you request N100 from your mum everyday to buy recharge card

3. You cook for your boyfriend and your mum cooks for you at home

4. You call your girlfriend thrice a day but you call your own family members once a month

5. You buy a BlackBerry/Ipad/Samsung Android for your boy/girlfriend while your mum uses a Nokia torch light phone.

6. You don't comment on a guy's post on social media but always comment on ladies' posts.

7. You spend more than 12 years in school only to say that you don't understand English and Mathematics.

8. If you read all this and you don't use the like button or comment to appreciate my efforts, you are CAPITALLY INSANE!