Sissy Soldiers
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 01/15/2014 - 08:15
A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he said, "please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later".
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "sister have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "he went that way".
When the police left, the soldier crawled out from under the Nun's skirt and said, "I cant thank you enough sister, you see I don't want to go to Iraq".
The nun said, "I understood completely"
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude but you have a great pair of legs".
The nun replied, "if you went high, you would have seen a great pair of "BALLS", I don't want to go to IRAQ either"
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "sister have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "he went that way".
When the police left, the soldier crawled out from under the Nun's skirt and said, "I cant thank you enough sister, you see I don't want to go to Iraq".
The nun said, "I understood completely"
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude but you have a great pair of legs".
The nun replied, "if you went high, you would have seen a great pair of "BALLS", I don't want to go to IRAQ either"
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