Smart Student

A student playing with his teacher's intelligence asked thus:

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?

TEACHER: Yes!

STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge?

TEACHER: I don't know.

STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in there. I have another question!

TEACHER: Ok, ask.

STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge?

TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in there.

STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in there.

TEACHER: Ooh... ok!

STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party with one animal missing, which animal would it be?

TEACHER: The lion of course because it would eat all the animals.

STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.

TEACHER: Are you kidding me?

STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.

TEACHER: Ok!

STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and you want to cross, how would you?

TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a ladder to cross.

STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.