Smiling Corpse

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. After autopsies, the pathologist calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body, Kamba, 60 years, died of heart failure while having fun with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile. Second body, Luo, 25 years, won a hundred thousand shillings in the sweepstakes, spent it all on whisky and cham. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the pathologist, "this is the most unusual one. Harvester Khayega, 30 years, struck by lightning". "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his picture taken"
2236 493
Views: 278428


itz young bright jay's picture

Lolz no be picture again?

Add new comment

Plain text

  • No HTML tags allowed.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
10 + 10 =
Solve this simple math problem and enter the result. E.g. for 1+3, enter 4.