The Sneeze

ANYBODY WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS JOKE BELOW WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL GIFT...

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first-class section of an airplane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man isn’t sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading his newspaper.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, “Three times you’ve sneezed and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?”

The woman replies, “I’m sorry if I disturbed you.

I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, “I’ve never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?”

The woman looks at him and says, “Pepper.”

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Anonymous's picture

The pepper is making her sneeze

jwaxs's picture

she love having orgasm so she use pepper to her sneeze more

Elias's picture

The woman uses pepper to make her sneeze so as to enjoy more orgasm.

haryormiday's picture

She loves orgasm so she wants one from the man so she inhales pepper to make her sneeze

sita dora's picture

She wants sex

sita d's picture

I no undastand

MAKAMA's picture

Ddnt get it

Douch blizz's picture

She's askin fr sex

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