Stone and Hard Things

One day, two young boys were in the field, staring at a lady bathing.

Then the first boy started running and so did the second one.

When they stopped the second one asked: "Why are you running like a mad person?"

Then the other replied, "It's because my mother said that if I ever look at a naked woman's body, I will turn into stone and I felt something getting hard in my pants."
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lilly
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