Strange Cure

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow. I dont want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.

Yes, sir! answers Akpos.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: So, Akpos, how was your day?

Akpos told him that he took care of three patients.

The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol.

Bravo, and the second one? asks the doctor.

The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir. says Akpos.

Bravo, bravo! Youre good at this and what about the third one? asks the doctor.

Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!

Lord Jesus! Akpos, what did you do? asks the doctor.

I put eye-drops in her eyes.

One word For Akpos