Take My Advice

Once, Akpos had become ill, he went to see a doctor. He was staggering, and the smell of alcohol was in his breath.

DOCTOR; Sir, you are beyond treatment. Take my advice and stop drinking, stop chasing women, and go home early at night.

Akpos got up, got his walking stick and was ready to leave.

The doctor called out, "Wait, where's my fee?!"

Akpos replied, "I would pay you if I were going to take your advice. As it is, there are people on every street corner who give such advice for free."