Thief! Thief!

A thief was about to steal in a corner shop in a notorious suburb (the suburb is notorious for viciously beating thieves and other criminals to a pulp) of Lagos state, but unfortunately for him, an onlooker sighted him.

"Thief! Thief!..." the onlooker shouted.

The thief immediately bolted. A multitude pursued him as he ran. When he looked back and saw that he could not outrun those chasing him, he stopped and screamed, "I get Ebola! I get Ebola...!"