Things Sex Can Do

1. It makes some people religious by saying: "Oh my God, Yes Lord!"

2. It gives some people their first musical lessons: "Mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh. lalala"

3. Makes some people natural observers: "Fast, fasterrrr! Yeah fastestttt!"

4. Makes some people announce their own obituary: "You are killing me! I'm dead! I'm dead!! I'm finished! You will kill me ooo!

5. Makes some ladies become terrorists: "Destroy it! Don't have any mercy, Just tear it! Let me feel it!"

6. Others become respectful: "I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you."

7. Makes some people become loyal: "Love you endlessly!... You own my life... I'm yours forever... You are my world."

8. Makes some ladies turn beggars: "Yeah! Please don't stop!... Continue please!... Give it to me... Please do it again!"

9. Some speak in tongues: "Mamamama hahalahalahalaaaa aaaashaaa haaahaaa!"

10. Some become ethnic: "Aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba! Shumba kani..."

Where do you belong?