Valentine Trade by Barter

How can a girl send you boxers and expect an iPhone 6s? A tie and expect Brazilian hair? Singlet and expect a Rolex Wristwatch? Cufflinks and expect a BB Porsche of N450,000? Or nothing at all and expect an expensive dinner at KFC?

Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Valentine. Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string, Singlets should be exchanged with Bras. If she gives you roll-on, buy her 'Lip gloss'. She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair. If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA, AIT, STV or African Magic for her to watch. Put off your generator. If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive vigil, MFM or The LORD'S CHOSEN to be precise. She gives you a flower, give her Ugu (Vegetables), both are natural. If she gives you cake, you give her beancake (akara). If she gives you lacasera, buy her kunu.

We don't want this Year's Valentine to be one-sided anymore.

Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB)

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Temmy's picture

Hmmmmmmmmm instresting

Folake Ajishafe's picture

Very Funny

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