Why steal the car?

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”

Man: “I had to get to work.”

Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”

Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

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@tolani
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isiak abdulsalam olasoye's picture

so funny

foluso's picture

Your Jokes Is Intresting And Lovely

lekizzy's picture

Very Gud

ATAG's picture

NICE

TOP DAD's picture

NICE

Elias kadzo's picture

it so funny.

Muraina's picture

Gud

Moses Samuel's picture

9ice omg

Moses Samuel's picture

Wow

@della's picture

Interesting

gimmy's picture

and how did you drive the car?

Akaa junior's picture

Good

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