Wicked Gift

My dad got me a dictionary for my birthday

"Why did you get me this?" I asked

He said, "Because you're stupid."

Then for his birthday, I got him a condom.

"Why did you get me this?" he asked.

I said, "Because that you won't give birth to more stupid children."

I've been living on the streets for 10 days now...

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