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Definition Of Strange Things We Do
CRAZINESS is when you buy a BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for 350,000 naira and at the same time ... FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet. What will you put inside d wallet, a condoms? STUPIDITY is having SIX BIG ... and insecticides. SADNESS is when you finish reading this and you don't laugh but frown your face. You can give more examples in ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:46 - 0 comments
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Bank Robbery
... a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted. The ... later in comes John. "It is definitely a bank!" "What exactly did the sign say?" "The Sperm Bank of Ohio!"" ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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Black Eye
... Akpos walked into class with black eye. The Teacher asked,"What happened?" Akpos replied, "My house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night, my dad ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 3 comments
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Mathematical Problem
... and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or ... out. Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, "Guy what's up? How did you pass this exam?" By the time the teacher got to 80%, ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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Akpos in Big Trouble
... and says, "Give me another condom, my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she ... knew your dad was a pharmacist!". Now if you were Akpos, what would you do? Author: Bernard General Jokes ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 2 comments
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Valentine Couple
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand ... I really do need to take a piss." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement ... of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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Alphabetical Order
A pilot announced, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out." A little later, ... Darkies?" A little black Nigerian boy asks his dad, "Dad, what are we?" His Dad replied, "Tonight son, we are Zombies" ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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The Real Father
MOTHER: Akpors I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your father 23 years ago. And that person is your real father. AKPORS: Mum, what rubbish! How could you! How am I to deal with this?! You should be ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Soft Meat
... shouted and called for the manager! MANAGER: Sir, what's the problem? MAN: The meat you people gave me is very hard! MANAGER: But sir our meats are well cooked there is no way it ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Confident Akpos
... entered Madam's room without knocking. MADAM: Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up? AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 1 comment