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Welcome To Nigeria, Baby
... But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter what they did. About five minutes later, the baby's head came out and asked: BABY: Is this Nigeria? NURSE: Yes. BABY: What about Boko Haram, are they still ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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Shit Proof
... bag. He ask the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside. After feeling what's in the bag the manager says, "What the f***? ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:41 - 0 comments
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Terrible Day
... walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset. "What's the matter, buddy ?" asks the bartender. "It's a long story. I met ... land ? On my goddamned forehead!'' ''Damn, that really is a drag!'' ''Oh, I'm not finished! See, what really pissed me off was ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Love Me For Who I Am
... don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the ... Smiling with anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:40 - 0 comments
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Akpos at an electrical store
... Akpos went to an electronic store, he asked the storekeeper "what is the price of this TV?" The storekeeper answered "we don't sell our products ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:39 - 0 comments
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TV Advertisement
What Nonsense! This has got to stop! When CLOSE-UP does an advert, they will show you ... her bath in the bathroom with the soap. But what the hell is wrong with ALWAYS ULTRA Sanitary PAD? When they are doing their advert, they ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:46 - 2 comments
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Untimely Confessions
... from? WIFE: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden. HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! How I'm I to know that the wizard didn't poison the ... their maid came crying. WIFE: What happened? MAID: Bingo is dead! HUSBAND: What? The food is poisoned! HUSBAND: (Feeling sober and ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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Mad Cow Disease
... a farmer who may have some theories on the matter. This was what went down: LADY REPORTER: I am here to gather as much information I can ... do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? REPORTER: This is a valuable information sir, but what about getting to the point? FARMER: I ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 1 comment
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Akpors and The Principal
... writing "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL" PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors]. AKPORS: Sir, I have not ... you are telling me that you have not finished? AKPORS: This is not what I want to write. PRINCIPAL: So what did you want to write? ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Akpos and Landlord
... of his apartment and asked the landlord. AKPOS: Landlord, what has Eazy done this time?. LANDLORD: Eazy got the mind to impregnate my ... morning I saw my daughter vomiting, when I noticed that she is pregnant, I asked her who impregnated her and she said that Eazy is ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 1 comment