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Love Dress
... was playing; and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home ... "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:46 - 0 comments
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Akpos Gets First Class
Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!" The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The ... His father looking stunned, angrily snares at his son, "WHAT IS THIS? I thought you said you had a First Class? But what I'm seeing on ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:46 - 2 comments
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Military Mess
... when their, superior officer, Akpos, passed by. Noticing what was happening, he pulled over. The man recognized Akpos, as his former ... beckoned to him, "Akpos! Thank God, you're here." "What is the meaning of this!? Who asked you to carry this blocks?" Akpos screamed. ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Smart Dog
... something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him ... more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey!? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago." The lion ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:40 - 2 comments
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Wise old rooster
... says, "You can't handle all these chickens....look at what it did to me!" The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle ... They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:40 - 0 comments
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Bible Status
... Just chilling in 1st class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic. But this Lions keep staring at me. #weird Damiflex: Chilling ... Your brother is #dorowicked One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day... Walking and preaching the gospel. Now hanging out with Jesus ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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How Are You Feeling?
... the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule (a young donkey) Bessie into ... he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 0 comments
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Final Year Exams
... studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not. This is what went on between them in the exam room. INVIGILATOR: 10 mins to stop ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 1 comment
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Stages of Stress
... loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is STRESS! In the hospital you are being told that she is pregnant and ... back home you remember, that you have three kids. That's what called REAL STRESS. P.S. What do you do to your wife when you get ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Wise Nigerian takes a Nap
... the Nigerian would like to play a fun game. The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to ... to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?" The Nigerian doesn't say a ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 4 comments