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Desperate Girl
... size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you would love what you see. I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, ... totally stunned, replied: "I was only joking!" Akpos is right now in the hospital. Author: @stahrkhid ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 0 comments
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The Son of a Bitch
... doing his maths homework & saying: 2+5, the son of a bitch is 7 3+6, the son of a bitch is 9... His Mom : What are you doing ? Akpors : I'm doing maths homework Mom : this is how your ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:41 - 0 comments
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One, Two, Three
After a few years of married life, Akpos finds that he is unable to perform his manly duty. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor ... as long as you wish!" Akpos then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it`s over?" The witch doctor says, "Your partner has to say ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:40 - 0 comments
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Akpos in a new Secondary School
... Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home! TEACHER: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name? Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg "Oya, you too, ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:39 - 0 comments
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License And Registration
... sign and gets pulled over by a Police man. He thinks that he is smarter than the Police man because he is sure that he has a better ... POLICEMAN: License and registration, please. LAWYER: What for? POLICEMAN: You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign. ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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Getting it into the jar
... at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this, first I ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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Happy 25th Marriage
... well-known "Happy Going Marriage". Editor: "Sir. It is amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?" Husband ... purse and shot the horse dead! "I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do, you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?' She ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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Wall Of Jericho
... it now." The teacher became so shocked and infuriated, "What!!!" He screamed. The Students began murmuring amongst themselves that the new teacher is so mean. The teacher, shocked by their ignorance, stormed to the ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 2 comments
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Smelly Couple
... off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible and always wear socks, even to bed." ... of course, wakes his bride and without thinking, she asks, "What on earth are you doing?" "Oh, my," he replies, "You've swallowed my ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:46 - 0 comments
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House boy Akpos
... pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the ... to the kitchen and saw Akpos there. OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:41 - 1 comment