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Loving Wife
... the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you ... health." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied. ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:46 - 0 comments
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English Interview
... INVIGILATOR: Excuse me? LADY: Yes INVIGILATOR: This Exam is for those who applied to be the next English teacher. LADY: I know that sir ... for? LADY: Yes, it is INVIGILATOR: Hmm... because from what I've seen, you have failed all the questions in the English section LADY: ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:46 - 0 comments
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Vib rator-in-Law
... "mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is as close as I'll ever get to a husband. So please, leave me alone." ... him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "what the f#*k are you doing?" The husband replied, "I'm watching football ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 0 comments
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A Little Help
... conversation transpired: AKPOS: Hi. LADY: Hi. AKPOS: Is everything alright? LADY: (smiling seductively) Yes. Just need a little help from you. AKPOS: (sheepishly grinning). Ok. What kind of help? LADY: (stuttering) I... I... I just don't know how to say ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 0 comments
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Smart Kid
... I feel hungry and wanna buy some. SELLER: Sorry ehn! This is a fishing shop not a department store. We only sell baits for fishes. KID: ... the same store. KID: Hello Sir... SELLER: Ah! You again? What do you need for today? KID: Uhm... Are there any sardine packages? I ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 1 comment
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Initiation Ceremony
... the person would withdraw the money, he had to think of what to do to get his money back. He immediately sent this text to the number: ... scheduled to happen at midnight tomorrow. That money is only for transport, I will send you more for pocket money and there are ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 2 comments
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Be Strong
... neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at ... to go all the way, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 1 comment
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Sniffer Dog
... law agent and that the dog was a sniffing dog. "His name is Sniffer, and he's the best there is," he said. "I'll show you once we get ... dog would act like that, so he asked the agent, "What's going on?" The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!" ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:46 - 0 comments
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Anything for you
... and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: ... take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Cheating Wives
... want to earn $500 right away?". The driver excitedly said "what do I have to do?", "Bring my wife by the hair out of that hotel, here's a picture of her". After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair, while kicking and beating her and puts ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:42 - 0 comments