18+ Jokes
Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the BALLS never go in.
God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of...
Daughter to father:Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didnt understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.Fathers...
One day, me, my Mum and my dad were watching a movie at home. In one of the scenes in the movie, the man tries to remove the bra off a woman. They were almost about to have s*x...
There was a businessman in Lagos who was getting ready to go on a long business trip to Johannesburg. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought hed try to get her...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked his weight,...
Men at 25 play football.Men at 40 play tennis.Men at 60 play golf.Notice how as they grow older, their balls get smaller?
A man goes into a drugstore and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes.""Yes, they do," she says...
There were two brothers, older one, Kieron, and the younger brother Jason. One night Kieron decided to bring his girlfriend home to sleep by him. Kieron and Jason slept on a...