18+ Jokes
A man takes his wife to the zoo. They start heading down the alley that had cages filled with bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times...
Men at 25 play football.Men at 40 play tennis.Men at 60 play golf.Notice how as they grow older, their balls get smaller?
A man goes into a drugstore and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes.""Yes, they do," she says...
There were two brothers, older one, Kieron, and the younger brother Jason. One night Kieron decided to bring his girlfriend home to sleep by him. Kieron and Jason slept on a...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the...
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.The cucumber: "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up...
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them.One...
Akpos belonged to a society in the church. The society was expected to present a drama on the up coming youth talent day.The leader of the society came up with an interesting...
John was late to school...TEACHER: John why are you late?JOHN: I went to buy something for my mom.TEACHER: What could be so important that can't wait till the end of schoolJOHN:...
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin , but I lied. Is there anything...