18+ Jokes

Akpos had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive. Just a day before their wedding, Akpos visited his girlfriend, he...

Armed robbers attacked an old nun and found nothing to take from her. The leader of the gang decided to have her instead. This dialogue ensued...LEADER: I am going to have sex...

Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the...

A man is in a hotel lobby. He is about to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow...

One day, little Tunde comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door...

The Sperm Out of a bunch of millions of sperms there was this one sperm named DicksonDickson was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging, lifting weights, and even swimming....

MAN: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?DOCTOR: Get a Virginity test kit.MAN: What's that?DOCTOR: Get a can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a...

Mr. James was sitting in a train at a station one morning, when he overheard a man outside discussing with another man. ''Thanks for the weekend Charlie, I really had a great time...

A man is sun-bathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his penis with a newspaper. The little girl asks, "What's under there?" The man says, "A bird...

CONFESSIONSWhen I was still married, I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so I poked a hole in the wrapper of...