18+ Jokes
One day, Akpos who was in primary three, approached his teacher. Akpos said, "Mam, I should be in primary four, Im smarter than my sister and shes in the primary four."The Mam (...
Akpos was sitting in a taxi when he receives a text message from his girl friend asking:"Sex tonight?"He quickly typed: "Yes!"Then a thief sticks his hand into the taxi and...
A boy after spending a great time with his girlfriend, saw a man's picture in her bag. So he asked"Is he your ex-boy friend?" The girl hissed and replied "No dear, that was me...
A married man died before having sex with his wife. The wife then cuts his manhood, embalms and fixed it on the wall. Each night, she went to the wall to satisfy herself. One day...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that...
Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...
Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and...
Four nuns come to the Coventry for confession.FIRST NUN: Forgive me father for I have sinned.FATHER: What have you done?FIRST NUN: I saw a man's penis.FATHER: Wow, that's bad. Say...
A mother-in-law ask her son's wife a question, "Why is that all my grandchildren don't resemble my son?"The daugher-in-law replied, "What I have between my legs isn't a...
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you. I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done."She thought...