18+ Jokes
Four nuns come to the Coventry for confession.FIRST NUN: Forgive me father for I have sinned.FATHER: What have you done?FIRST NUN: I saw a man's penis.FATHER: Wow, that's bad. Say...
A man wanted to buy a cow, so he holds the cow's udders (breasts) and at the same time caresses them. His son asks, "Dad why are you doing that to the cow?"The man replied, "Son,...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't...
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman, "In what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top ", she...
KID: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?TEACHER: You have to say your ABC's first.KID: Ok; a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and z.TEACHER: Where's the p?KID: It's...
"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whispered huskily, "...undress you,...
A girl told her boyfriend to take her shirt to the dry-cleaners. On his way, the boyfriend ripped her shirt. He came back, apologising for ripping her shirt. She said, "It's...
A guy and his girlfriend have been dating for three years with no sex. They decided to marry. Two week before the wedding, the guy leads his girlfriend to her home. They passed...
Akpos sees his father in the shower and ask what his testicles are, the father said, "Those are the APPLES OF THE TREE OF LIFE" he tells Akpos, by the way of poetic concealment....
A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him."This is for...