18+ Jokes
A mother noticed her daughter's stomach bulging and immediately asked her, "ADUNNI! How did you get pregnant?! Didn't I tell you to say "DON'T" if a man touches your breast, and...
A Beautiful Good Night Poem of a Hot GirlHe came at night,Exposed my body,Got on top of me,Touched me,He bit,Sucked, And Swallowed.When he was satisfied,He left me Hurt and Bloody...
A drunk man entered the ladies to ease himself. One of the ladies, disgusted by the man's indiscretion, shouted, "Hey mister! This toilet belongs to the ladies!" Pointing to his...
Two girls were discussing about their boyfriends. GIRL 1: Last night I had three orgasms in a row! GIRL 2: That's nothing, last night I had over a hundred. GIRL 1: My god! I had...
A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest d*ck he has ever seen.He decided to cut it off and go show his wife.When...
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." He did not understand her, so he went on his way looking...
You pick me up, you remove my cloth and suck me. You suck me and suck me, you suck my juice until it's dry and throw me away like a piece of rubbish... Stop thinking so far and...
A man wanted to buy a cow, so he holds the cow's udders (breasts) and at the same time caresses them. His son asks, "Dad why are you doing that to the cow?"The man replied, "Son,...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't...
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.After dusting themselves off, the nun and the...