18+ Jokes

A man wanted to marry a lady, so he went to the lady's father and asked for her hand in marriage. The lady's father said, "it's OK but on two conditions, you screw the goat and...

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"The husband replied, "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it...

Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, "...

A lady with big boobs entered a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her boobs. Akpos was sitting beside her and couldn't help staring. The lady knowing...

A hunter spots a small brown bear and shoots it. He then feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and is face to face with a big black bear. "You've got two choices," says the...

Teacher: Why don't men trust women? Akpos: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and...

DOCTOR: You look terribly exhausted, are you having meals 3 times a day as I advised?EKAETTE: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

WOMAN: Help, I have been raped by an idiot police.POLICE: How do you know he is an idiot? WOMAN: because I had 2 tell him what 2 do.

A little boy said "Mom, did you know that Anna is an angel?" Mom said "You mean the maid, why do you say that?" The boy said "Well, because I saw her naked in your bedroom with...