General Jokes
An old woman walked into an antique store and looked at a diamond necklace in a glass cabinet. Suddenly, she let out a fart (she polluted the air). She coughed, trying to disguise...
I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold I found $20,000 inside the bag!I took the bag home and when I...
A prisoner escapes from his Pretoria prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the...
One day, a woman fried an egg for her husband:HUSBAND: I wanted it boiled!WIFE: I'm sorry honey.The next day, she boils an egg;HUSBAND: Oh no! I wanted it fried!WIFE: Sorry honey....
A farmer caught a thief who had been stealing his yam and decided to drag him to the village square.Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, "Please, I have forgotten my...
Girl invited her boyfriend over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girls mother said: Akpos, I...
Lady enter's a barbing salon:AKPOS: Wow! I haven't seen such beauty before! Do you come here often?LADY: Not really.AKPOS: I would like us to know each other better.LADY: Can't...
A European pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to help him get some 'bush meat'. He dropped them in the forest in a chartered plane and returned a week later to pick...
A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a...
After robbing the bank , one of the robbers said to clerk:ROBBER: Did you see me robbing?CLERK: Yes I saw you. Robber killed him and ask the next clerk:ROBBER : Did you see me...