General Jokes
"Knock, knock!"Akpos was alone in the house and wasn't expecting anyone, so he waited for a last knock just to be sure that someone was really at the door."Knock!"He opens the...
One day, a member of the DEA goes to pay a visit to a farmer down in Texas. The DEA member knocks on the door and the farmer answers it:DEA: Hi, I'm from the Drug Enforcement...
A drunk walked in to a bar crying, one of the other men in the bar asked him, "What had happened?" "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "just a few hours ago, I sold my...
A policeman searched Emeka in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of drugs."It's not my fault," Emeka said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they...
Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line.AKPOS: (Angry) So what's wrong with my ATM card.CALL...
A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years. FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?! GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in Abuja. FATHER: What!!! Get out...
LAWYER: Who is your next of kin. AKPOS: Huh??!!LAWYER: I mean who do you call incase of an emergency?AKPOS: Doctor.LAWYER: I mean someone like your wife.AKPOS: My wife is a trader...
Akpos' wife was kidnapped one morning. He received a message in the afternoon, which included a picture of his wife gagged and tied up, asking him to pay a ransom of one million...
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's best...
Akpos mistakenly sent two million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realized that before the person would withdraw the money, he had to think of what to do to get...