General Jokes
A beggar comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and knocks gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the beggar asks him, "Please sir, could you give me...
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of rsums he found four people who were equally qualified. An...
A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled...
APPLE: I look like a Human heart. MANGO: I look like a Stomach. GRAPES: I look like Eyes.. BANANA: I don't like this Game!
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
Akpos stayed very close to the cemetery. He developed this wittiness of deceiving Okada (bike) riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his...
A man walked into his doctor's office on Friday and asked for a double dose of Viagra (sex pill). "What do you need it for?", the doctor asked. "Well, my ex wife is coming over...
Three friends went to China for a vacation. They lodged in a five star hotel. They ended up being on the sixtieth floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the...
One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing...
EKAITE: Akpos, you won't believe it?AKPOS: What?EKAITE: My phone fell down from my hand, I picked it up, switched it on and I received a message.AKPOS: What message?EKAITE: My...