General Jokes
A guy walk into a bar at the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.Five minutes later, the guy walks...
50 cent, Birdman & Akpos got a heli crash and landed on a very large mountain. They saw an inscription on the mountain say:"Run towards the edge and shout out your biggest wish"50...
Two heavily drunk guys were moving toward each other in a sunny afternoon and this conversation arose:DRUNK ONE: Please is this time morning or night? DRUNK TWO (staggering): I...
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat....
Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the...
ElEPHANT: Hey camel, why do you have a boob on ur back? CAMEL: It's a funny question from someone who has a dick on his face.
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
A girl went to a shop to buy a bra.GIRL: Show me a pair of Bra.SHOPKEEPER: Here is size 36.GIRL: Smaller pleaseSHOPKEEPER : Size 34GIRL: SmallerSHOPKEEPER: Size 32GIRL:...
A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious...
Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...