General Jokes
Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...
A guy was trying to woo a girl who didn't like him. This was the conversation that ensued.GUY: Girl let me explain my love for you with cards.GIRL: OkayGUY: I love you with my...
A man is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a...
A man who was driving with his wife in the car was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. MAN: What's the problem, officer?OFFICER: You were going at...
Akpos sneaks into his neighbour's compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour.NEIGHBOUR:...
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport.On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan!...
Thambo entered a store that sells curtains.He said to the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."The salesman said, "Sir, we have a large selection of pink...
One day a man went to the bar and this conversation followed.MAN: Give me 8 shots of whiskey!BARTENDER: Whats wrong man?MAN: I found out that my brother and my best friend are...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not...
Akpors, John and Rukewe were stranded in the Sahara desert, when they saw a bottle of Wine. They were so happy because they hadn't taken a drink in days.They decided to share the...