General Jokes
JULIUS MALEMA: Hello, I would like to order some guns, please. GUNSMITH: Some what? (The line is bad)JULIUS: Guns (Getting louder) GUNSMITH: Sorry, I can hardly hear, please...
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat....
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious...
Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.""Well," said the...
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and...
TEACHER: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?STUDENT: I'd jump over the wall.TEACHER: If the lion jumps over as well?STUDENT: I'd climb a tree.TEACHER: If the lion climbs...
Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...
Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must...
A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think...