School Jokes
TEACHER: What's a valley!AKPOS: A valley is a long "depression" (or low part) in the land, between two higher parts, ma. TEACHER: Excellent answer Akpos. Give me an example!AKPOS...
A man goes into the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says Hello. He is rather taken aback because he cant place where he knows her from. So he...
Three boys are in the school playground bragging on how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father is the fastest, he fires an arrow and gets there before it....
Akpos and his best friend Eazy sat in the exam room to write their final year exam. Eazy had studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not. This is what went on between them...
Dear Sir, I am very happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs? I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forever. Because in your...
TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS?MARY: You are causing me more STRESS.JOHN: I hate STRESS.AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love...
A teacher told a primary five class that 2x+2x =4.Akpos got up and said, "Its a lie!"The teacher angrily said, "I have been teaching for past five year now, so I know what I'm...
TEACHER: Akpos, if you are having ten coconuts and five coconuts is removed from it. How many coconut will you have left?AKPOS: I don't know sir.TEACHER: Why? AKPOS: In our class...
MUM: What did you learn at school today?ME: How to write!MUM: What did you write?ME: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
In an English Class...TEACHER: Akpos, if he is SHE, what will him be?AKPOS: Shim.