School Jokes
During an English class... TEACHER: Police is your friend. What kind of statement is that? AKPOS: A stupid statement!
Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...
In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If Taiwo has 30 bottles of Coke and he drinks 25 bottles, how many bottles will he have left?AKPOS: Taiwo will have diabetes!
Teacher enters into a class, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter L?"Joy stood up and said, "Lion." The teacher said, "That's good! Who can also give...
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card?"SON: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
In an English Class...TEACHER: Akpos, if he is SHE, what will him be?AKPOS: Shim.
So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny...
TEACHER: How old is your father?STUDENT: He is as old as me.TEACHER: (surprised) How? I don't understand.STUDENT: He became a father when I was born.
Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!"The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and...