School Jokes
The lecturer said, "lets begin by reviewing some Nigeria history. The lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"She saw a sea of blank faces...
A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.
During an English class... TEACHER: Police is your friend. What kind of statement is that? AKPOS: A stupid statement!
Finally, Akpos makes us proud.Akpos represented Nigeria in an International Maths Competition. They were asked:2/10=2CHINESE STUDENT: Wrong question!INDIAN STUDENT: Not possible!...
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.The teacher says, Why are you arguing?One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells...
A group of scientists organised a competition to test the intelligence of different African students at inventing things. Three African students qualified for the final. On the...
LECTURER: Ah! Joba long time! Howre you doing?JOBA: I'm good sir. I came to find out if I could gain admission into the Medical Department to fulfill my dream of becoming a doctor...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If Taiwo has 30 bottles of Coke and he drinks 25 bottles, how many bottles will he have left?AKPOS: Taiwo will have diabetes!
TEACHER: Akpos, how do you spell "crocodile"? AKPOS: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER: No, that's wrong.AKPOS: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...