Marriage Jokes
Dear ChikiMy wife and I just got married, I am 45 and she is 26. We moved into a new apartment which needs a lot of plumbing work so I hired this plumber. I swear, the guy is...
A Lagos couple decided to go on a vacation to New York during winter. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left early...
One day, Akpos and his wife were on the bed having an honest conversation...WIFE: How many women have you slept with?AKPOS: Only you baby. I slept with other women with my eyes...
WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don't you do that?!HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her!
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double...
While walking home from school one day, Akpos sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Somewhat curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt...
Deacon tells wife on a Thursday morning that he's leaving for a three day prophetic conference.WIFE: Darling, let's share a word of prayer before u leave.DEACON: Of course, that's...
GIRL: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in the UK. We met on a DATING WEBSITE, became friends on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP...
GIRL: When we get married, I want you to stop smoking. AKPOS: Ok! GIRL: I will also want you to stop drinking too. AKPOS: Ok! GIRL: As well as stop going to the night club too....
A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India:Dear Sunita, Darling, I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's...