18+ Jokes

Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, "...

A lady with big boobs entered a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her boobs. Akpos was sitting beside her and couldn't help staring. The lady knowing...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created...

A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget...

Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed making love, so he asked "Daddy, what are you doing?" his father replied "I'm beating your mummy"Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face...

...That was how AKPOS pressed the Breast of a Female Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on her chestAkpos: I merely followed instructions..

Akpos was doing his maths homework & saying:2+5, the son of a bitch is 73+6, the son of a bitch is 9...His Mom : What are you doing ?Akpors : I'm doing maths homeworkMom : this is...

Akpos gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do (because he has never been with a woman before).AKPOS: so what do i do first?AKPOS'...

My uncle's wife suspected my uncle was sleeping with their house help. She sent the help to the village for weekend without telling my uncle, and laid a trap for him. That night,...

Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was...