18+ Jokes

A Professor at the University was giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise...

A parrot swallows a Viagra tab. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating."Why are you sweating...

A man wanted to marry a lady, so he went to the lady's father and asked for her hand in marriage. The lady's father said, "it's OK but on two conditions, you screw the goat and...

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"The husband replied, "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it...

Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, "...

A lady with big boobs entered a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her boobs. Akpos was sitting beside her and couldn't help staring. The lady knowing...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created...

A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget...

The maid asked for an increase in salary, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"HELEN: There are three reasons. The first is...

After a few years of married life, Akpos finds that he is unable to perform his manly duty. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the...