Family Jokes
A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, "I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found an empty cigarette pack under her bed." All...
A man went to a neighbourhood doctor for a medical test, the doctor told him that he has a low sperm count. But the man was adamant. He said, "Doctor, I can't have low sperm count...
MOTHER: Apkos, can you please clean the fish I bought from the market? AKPOS: WTF?! MOTHER: What do you...
One afternoon, Akpos arrived home with a sad news for his wife.AKPOS: Wife, I just received a call, my mother (mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for...
Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!I called my daughter to come over...
Akpos, a father of five, won a toy at a raffle. He was confused on which of his kid he will give the toy. So he decides to call them, "Who is the most obedient?" he asks "Who...
A women exclaims to her husband one day at dinner, that she had been thinking of getting out more with the girls. Out of respect to her husband, she asked if he would be willing...
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THIS IS YOUR SON?At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family members, a little boy of about 8 years was asked to lead in prayers."Dear lord...
A man, who just got tested of HIV called his mom: MAN: Mom, I have tested positive.MOTHER: HAAA! Don't come back home my son, DO NOT COME BACK HOME!MAN: Why mom, I'm still your...
MUM: Akpos, why are you crying? AKPOS: I've hurt my finger. MUM: When? AKPOS: Half an hour ago. MUM: I didn't hear you crying then. AKPOS: No, I thought you were out.