Family Jokes
Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!I called my daughter to come over...
A women exclaims to her husband one day at dinner, that she had been thinking of getting out more with the girls. Out of respect to her husband, she asked if he would be willing...
Akpos, a father of five, won a toy at a raffle. He was confused on which of his kid he will give the toy. So he decides to call them, "Who is the most obedient?" he asks "Who...
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THIS IS YOUR SON?At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family members, a little boy of about 8 years was asked to lead in prayers."Dear lord...
A man, who just got tested of HIV called his mom: MAN: Mom, I have tested positive.MOTHER: HAAA! Don't come back home my son, DO NOT COME BACK HOME!MAN: Why mom, I'm still your...
MUM: Akpos, why are you crying? AKPOS: I've hurt my finger. MUM: When? AKPOS: Half an hour ago. MUM: I didn't hear you crying then. AKPOS: No, I thought you were out.
A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle this morning... KID: My new bicycle has been stolen! POLICE: When did you notice? KID: This morning. POLICE: Do you have...
Akpos went to his doctor after a long illness.The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Akpos in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer,...
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded: "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied: "My dear, if it...
A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The...