Family Jokes

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THIS IS YOUR SON?At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family members, a little boy of about 8 years was asked to lead in prayers."Dear lord...

A man, who just got tested of HIV called his mom: MAN: Mom, I have tested positive.MOTHER: HAAA! Don't come back home my son, DO NOT COME BACK HOME!MAN: Why mom, I'm still your...

MUM: Akpos, why are you crying? AKPOS: I've hurt my finger. MUM: When? AKPOS: Half an hour ago. MUM: I didn't hear you crying then. AKPOS: No, I thought you were out.

A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle this morning... KID: My new bicycle has been stolen! POLICE: When did you notice? KID: This morning. POLICE: Do you have...

Akpos went to his doctor after a long illness.The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Akpos in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer,...

AKPOS: Dad, buy me biscuit when you are coming back from work. DAD: I will only buy you the biscuit if you can spell it. AKPOS: Ok then, buy me P.K.

A boy went to his mom to ask for money:SON: Mom, I need some money to buy a bicycle MOM: What do you think I am made of money?SON: Isn't that what MOM stands for?

A letter sent by this woman to her family:"Dear family,I have a husband I can't trust! He cheats so much! I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his!"

A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The...

A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his...