Funny Sayings
In Bed: It's 6am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45am. At Work: It's 1:30pm. Close your eyes for 30 minutes, it's 1:31pm
10 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan Themselves... 1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you...
Psalm 23 in Pidgin/Broken English1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe.2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow yanfu yanfu. And come put me next to stream make my body...
if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?What colour is a chameleon on a mirror?Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations when it is prohibited there?Why is...
Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...
Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road...Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor!Oga...
Smile at a fine white girl and her whole family will smile at you.But smile at a fine African girl and her whole family will beat you.
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES"Wow! I just found the love of my life... Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?."14 DAYS LATER"Never make sum1 a priority when you're just...
You must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary...Do you know why?It is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself!And it is wrong to ask a man...