Funny Sayings
These 7 thoughts came to my head...1. When you use your hand to tickle yourself, It doesn't shock or make you laugh2. Ever wonder what will happen if a male Goat and a female...
Recently, I was diagnosed with old age disease - Age Activated Attention Deficit DisorderThis is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway...
Where is the cat in the catwalk? Do models walk like cats?If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?If an orange is...
Dont make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a womans tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with Loreal Eye Liner; 7,500 Naira and Revlon Mascara...
Exam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near...
Welcome to the 21st Century where..Our Phones are WIRELESSCooking is FIRELESSCars are KEYLESSFood is FATLESSTyres are TUBELESSDresses are SLEEVELESSYouths are JOBLESSLeaders are...
BREAKING NEWS Linda Thomas, the MTN STAFF who use to say ''Your account is too low for this call", hasbeen sacked! You can now make free calls before they employsomeone else. Be...
1. The name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with.2. It is impossible for pigs to look up into the sky3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue4....
You want to marry a guy who's rich, TALL, HANDSOME, EDUCATED, FAIR and has a FLAT tummy while your father is SHORT, DARK, UGLY, POOR, and has a POT belly. Can't you be humble like...
A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to...