Nigerian Judgement
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/11/2015 - 17:51
This is how a Nigerian judge dishes out punishment to varying types of criminals when the latter are arrested and charged to court...
MAN 1: I stole a book.
MAN 2: I stole N100.
MAN 3: I stole a car
MAN 5: I kidnapped a child.
MAN 4: I stole N50 billion
JUDGE: This is my Judgment! The man who stole a book is hereby sentenced to life imprisonment.
The man who stole N100 is sentenced to 100 years imprisonment.
The man who stole a car is sentenced to 5 years imprisonment.
The man who kidnapped a kid is sentenced 2 weeks imprisonment.
Finally the man who stole N50 billion will pay a fine of N100,000.
MAN 1: I stole a book.
MAN 2: I stole N100.
MAN 3: I stole a car
MAN 5: I kidnapped a child.
MAN 4: I stole N50 billion
JUDGE: This is my Judgment! The man who stole a book is hereby sentenced to life imprisonment.
The man who stole N100 is sentenced to 100 years imprisonment.
The man who stole a car is sentenced to 5 years imprisonment.
The man who kidnapped a kid is sentenced 2 weeks imprisonment.
Finally the man who stole N50 billion will pay a fine of N100,000.
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