Funny Sayings

The board of UNICEF agreed to visit Africa on an HIV case to help the patients with the virus. So they decide to give a sum of one(1) million dollars each to a person with the...

A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, a cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a...

The definition of STUPIDITY is when you have a Land Rover, Land Cruiser and still have a LandLord!

Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.

Exam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near...

When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see anyone around you and the world seems to be fading away; come along with me Ill take you to an eye specialist!

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to...

My friend forgot his laptop on the floor of my room. My grandma thought it was a scale. To cut the long story, My grandma weighs N110,000 eventually. I couldn't believe it!

When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking...

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining.You say you love wind, but when it comes you close...