Funny Sayings

Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.

The definition of STUPIDITY is when you have a Land Rover, Land Cruiser and still have a LandLord!

These are the 5 ways a guy can stay happy...1. Be with a girl who makes you laugh...2. Be with a girl who gives you her time...3. Be with a girl who takes care of you...4. Be with...

When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see anyone around you and the world seems to be fading away; come along with me Ill take you to an eye specialist!

1. Nigerian parents are confused. They will beat their children with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. 2. Guys, when a...

My friend forgot his laptop on the floor of my room. My grandma thought it was a scale. To cut the long story, My grandma weighs N110,000 eventually. I couldn't believe it!

Dear Tina,Hmmmmm! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my hands and brain to dance automatically on this benedicted medium. Why this miraculous thing happened is...

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining.You say you love wind, but when it comes you close...

Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the BALLS never go in.

To all my classmates who refused to tear the middle of their higher education notebook foor me to write a test, hope youre still using that note.To those who refused to open their...