All Jokes
1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3....
GIRL: It's about my study dear, my project is the major headache I'm having right now, all my mates have gone ahead of me in the project. I have spent 50k so far in the project,...
Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?" Doctor: "How old are you now?" Patient: "40" Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, womanise or do you have any...
A curfew was declared in Lagos but some guys disobeyed the curfew by going out to watch a football match. While coming back, they were sighted by some Soldiers who told them they...
Men of the Nigerian Police Force Arrests a guy and they were checking his phone. At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in. It says, "Please, if you are coming...
A child goes home and says to his mother, "Mom, I had sex with my teacher." The mum, angry, replies, "How could you?! Go up to your room and wait for your father!" A few hours...
My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I "ruined" her birthday."What did you do?"Nothing. I didn't even know it was her birthday!
Coca Cola salesman returns from His middle East assignment. A friend asks, ''Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?''The salesman explained, "When I got in the middle east, I...
Akpos takes examinations for the drivers license for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, youre running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and theres...